### Fall 2015

The Fall 2015 SASMS will be held on Thursday, November 19 at 4:30 in MC 5479. If you would like to give a talk, you may do so by clicking "Sign Up" above.

### Talks

Time
Speaker
Talk Title
5:30
Eric Yau
Infinite Graphs
6:00
Pure Math Club
Dinner
6:30
Anthony McCormick
Abstract Wiener Spaces
7:00
Samuel Yusim
The Metric Dimension of Graphs
7:30
Ilia Chtcherbakov
$Ax^4 + Bx^3 + Cx^2 + Dx + E = 0$
8:00
8:30
Henry Liu
Everything is Wrong
9:00
Anton Borissov
Everything

### Abstracts

#### Infinite Graphs

Various graph structures when taken to infinity. I promise pretty pictures. If time permits I will present my favourite result in infinite graph theory.

#### Dinner

We constructively prove the existence of pizza and pop. Here's a non-constructive proof: Sir, $\frac{a + b^{n}}{n} = x$, hence pizza exists.

#### Abstract Wiener Spaces

When Haar's theorem fails, sometimes you can use Wieners instead.

#### The Metric Dimension of Graphs

Um, just put the title in again.

#### $Ax^4 + Bx^3 + Cx^2 + Dx + E = 0$

First we solve the linear, then the quadratic, then the cubic, then the quartic. Time permitting, we'll also see why you can't do any better than that in general.

#### Everything is Wrong

I will break as much of undergrad mathematics as I can within half an hour. Highlights will include disproofs of rank-nullity, Zorn's lemma, Liouville's theorem, and more.

#### Everything

Contrary to the previous talk I will try to sketch why everything is not wrong. First, we'll solve a few differential equations. Then, we solve quantum gravity. Prerequisites: basic linear algebra.